A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.
~Artie Lange

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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
~Ernest Hemingway

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And malt does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man.
~A. E. Housman

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And what makes me happy now has changed as well... Its one thing to play in a bar or at a biker festival, and hear a guy who's been drinking beer all day come up and tell you how good you are. For a long time in your life that will make you happy.
~Rick Derringer

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Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune.
~Dr. Thomas Fuller

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But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking it.
~Oliver Reed

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Drinking bear is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's rebellion.
~Alice Cooper

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Drinking habits were very prevalent among men, and were not in any way disgraceful, unless excessive.
~Catherine Helen Spence

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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.
~Robert Benchley

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Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
~Dave Barry

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Everybody gets too drunk sometimes; and even if everybody didn't, I have gotten too drunk sometimes. I haven't hurt anybody. In Ireland we drink a lot. It's part of our culture. I like drinking. I don't think it's a bad thing.
~Andrea Corr

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Frankly, alcohol leads to a lot of other things when you start drinking at 12-years old. It is a big problem that needs to be addressed. Frankly, the industry has pushed us back and pushed us back.
~Zach Wamp

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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
~Fran Lebowitz

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I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy.
~W. C. Fields

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I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
~Oscar Levant

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I made a commitment to completely cut out drinking and anything that might hamper me from getting my mind and body together. And the floodgates of goodness have opened upon me - spiritually and financially.
~Denzel Washington

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I prepared for the part by drinking, but I was sober when I was performing.
~Nora Dunn

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I quite drinking, so I can think clear. When you have chop trouble, drinking doesn't help the healing process.
~Freddie Hubbard

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I'll promise to go easier on drinking and to get to bed earlier, but not for you, fifty thousand dollars, or two-hundred and fifty thousand dollars will I give up women. They're too much fun.
~Babe Ruth

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I'll quit coffee. It won't be easy drinking my Bailey's straight, but I'll get used to it. It'll still be the best part of waking up.
~Megan Mullally

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I'm a Method actor. I spent years training for the drinking and carousing I had to do in this film.
~George Clooney

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I'm gaining weight the right way: I'm drinking beer.
~Johnny Damon

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I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking.
~Artie Lange

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I've not really been going out, drinking and carousing. I'm being very good, working at the gym, trying to keep body and mind working in the same way.
~Irvine Welsh

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I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.
~George Best

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If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
~Dean Martin

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It is better to hide ignorance, but it is hard to do this when we relax over wine.
~Heraclitus

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My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
~Henny Youngman

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Next to the things everybody does like smoking and drinking behind your parent's back, I did forge a drivers license when I was sixteen.
~Jonathan Brandis

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Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity.
~Voltaire

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Often when a person can't get past stress, she will turn to overeating, drinking or smoking, which can become a greater problem than the stress itself.
~Marilu Henner

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One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
~Nancy Astor

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Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.
~Billy Carter

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Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
~W. C. Fields

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Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die.
~Carrie Fisher

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The piano has been drinking, not me.
~Tom Waits

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The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.
~Artie Lange

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The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
~Martin Mull

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There are two reasons for drinking: one is, when you are thirsty, to cure it; the other, when you are not thirsty, to prevent it.
~Thomas Love Peacock

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
~Henny Youngman

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When we signed our deal in 1974, we'd already been together for six years. When they lowered the drinking age in Ontario in 1971 to 18 years, we went from playing two or three high schools in a month to playing clubs two or three times a week.
~Alex Lifeson

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